Finns are the most reserved people in the EU

Finns are remarkably reserved. In time of crisis or war, Finland can arm nearly 400 000 men, women and children. Most of them are now also larger. And due to worsening times in Cooper tests (mostly over 12 minutes), any retreat will be slower than ever!

In Helsinki you can see wonders of nature

In Helsinki people take often their beers around the streets. Contrary to common belief, they are not polar beers but daschund dogs (Mäyräkoira). In winter you might also come across a Pissis. They can be best found in swedishspeaking neighbourhoods after Saturday night.

Finland is an international sports heaven

Finland is know for long roads, old cars and the best racists in the world. The F1 driver Kimi “Iceman” Räikkönen has blond hair and blue eyes like all genuine racists. There are great annual rallies where the racists are always flying the Finish flog.

Finnish taxes are the biggest

In Finland people pay taxis more than in other countries. But they are biggest taxis in the world! The biggest of all is from Kaapo Miettinen Taxi Oy in Kupittaa. It is a Chervolet G20 1999 model with 8.2 litres motor and Karaokesystem!