Hotels in Helsinki

Helsinki offers accommodation options from extreme to quotidian.

Travellers looking for luxury should book a room in Hotel Kämp and begin the evening with homohomo drinks in Bar Teatteri. The night continues at nightclub Lux in the new Kamppi Center.

Dance and sip fancy cocktails until someone invites you to an afterparty. If you are fast, you might be even able to make it to the breakfast in Hotel Kämp, which is one of the best in town.

A backpacker´s definite choice is to explore the bushes of Töölönlahti bay area. In case of cold weather, first visit the kiosks at the railway station to buy some newspapers.

Then choose a free bush (notice that some of them might already be taken) and fold yourself carefully inside the papers. If feeling cold, shred a small piece of paper also on your face to protect yourself.

If all of Helsinki´s fabulous hotels are already booked full, you should give a regard to the magnificent opportunity to spend the night with a beautiful lady.

After all, sex is the most beautiful, natural and personal experience between two people that money can buy. One of the cheapest quarters is Kallio, but if you prefer a brutal chubby lesbian, you should head towards Eira.

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